What the fuck? I saw a Light Up Mariachi with a Light Up Horse. Both were real, like real guy who has a SSN (hopefully) and a horse that eats oats. It was so random. Also got scared of the thunder because it was like somebody decided to shake the house violently. I was asleep asshole thunder, thanks for that. Going back to night time, I got my Sanuks wet because Iris' apartment complex somehow always gets flooded when it rains. The one thing that kept this night awesome was watching Bitch Slap. Holy shit. Everybody needs to see that movie. It was the funniest, sexiest, fucked up-iest thing that I saw. You got bitches brawlin' and lesbian soft core porn and shit-your-pants-from-laughter-sound effects. There is this one scene where two girls are fighting, ripping at each other and throwing some major bones when out of the blue one kicks the other one in the cooter and the sound effect for that was a cat meowing. HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE THAT?!? Just watch the trailer:
and this is what else I found:
but I know I had something else to say, oh, so I pre ordered my EVO today and I do not know when it comes in but I hope soon. BTW, I have only 390.4 MB left on my iPod, I need a new one. I want a 64 GB Touch so lets see if I can get it because I don't want to have to start excommunicating songs from my portable device. Check out my Youtube also, Dick Splash.
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