Ha, Um About That

You know what is funny, ha, yeah, remember that time I said in my previous post that I would write more often. Ha, just kidding, I am such a silly billy. You fell for it. Anyways, I totally spent a hundred bucks on some shit that should be the an highlight of my life. Exciting on how vague but what-evs, you all up in my business and shit. Also, I saw a movie named Chloe. It was an intense sexual experience and damn is there titties just everywhere, which reminds me that I have to throw away the milk that expires today. Also, Julianne Moore needs to be my mother or some other kind of guardian, she is a really phenomenal actress. I am going to upload my stitch extraction later today. It didn't hurt but felt weird. I liked it. Maybe I should get more just to do that. Am I a masochist? Naw, just have a high pain tolerance that I want to exercise. I have been reading World War Z and it is an awesome book about zombies. It is a nice little heart racer. I am going to finish it later today. And then I am going to move on and read the other 9 books that I told myself that I would finish before school. I have to buy damn books for school and got no money to do so. So if you would like to donate I would more than likely accept. The least I can do is let you touch my dick. I mean I am generous and kind. Blah blah blah Go Girl Go Girl. Pitbull rules my iPod. When I have a child(s) I want them as quirky as me and I would not give a fuck if they were weird. I can see where my little sister gets it and where my little niece get it. Man, those kids are going to be the talk of the town and I am pretty sure they are going someplace in their life. So I think that is the caboose of my thought train for this early morning, so exit out of this window damnit. You are keeping me from reading my book.

Way Way Down

I have been falling off this blog thing for awhile now and I realized that I have to stop that now. Ready. Ok. It is done. Anyways, I have finished my book finally, THE RAW SHARK TEXTS and I could see it as a movie. Hey, maybe I can write the movie. Sometimes I wonder why Hollywood makes movies different than books. I mean sometimes the books do not translate well into movie but there is always a way. I got this shirt today and it is fucking awesome. It is just a light blue and grey button up but I like it. I am going to test my iMovie skills today by making a movie for my brother about his trip. It should be good, I mean 'cause I made it, but other than that I am doing nothing but reading. Reading WORLD WAR Z to be exact. I have to also call my teachers to see if I even need books and hopefully all of them say, "Books are fucking stupid. Hell naw you don't need them. Now everybody give Sam a bj." Or something along those lines. And I have decided to do the PA thing because they asked for me. I feel special. I am going to do it Saturday, and it is all the way in Kingsland, Texas. Yeah I haven't heard it either. But oh well, I can have experience and shit, I am not going in my car so I get to take my mother's car. Suck it bitches. MUAHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Also, I have decided that I want a Colcasac. If you don't know what that is then google it, shit, what the fuck do you think I am, the internet? You can do shit yourself, I am not going to be your bitch. Sorry about that I decided to unleash some ghetto because I have nobody to unleash it on in my house. It builds up and I need to metaphorically masturbate my ghetto-ness out. And yes, I do masturbate. Anyways. See you later. I am going to read.

50% Off

So I have some codes for ZAGG that get you some awesome products with half the price. But that is not all that I am going to post about. My mother actually moved out of her house into a new house. It is a fucked up situation to begin with so here we go...(flashback ripples)

So 4 years ago my mother's friend moved to Washington. She bought a house in Cedar Park 3 months prior to moving. Since she could not sell the house, she decided to let my mom take over payments and live there. Done deal. (flashforward ripples) Now, Mother's friend has taken a new job and that job has some perks attached to it but the only problem is that she won't be able to get these perks with 2 houses under her name. So she needed to find somebody to switch the houses name under. My mother was gladly going to take the house but Mother's friend's brother decided that he would like an extra house. Being a sneaky cunt that he is, swiped from right under her nose was the house. So now he owns the house and has the balls to kick a family out of it. What a dick. But never anger my mom because she is extremely passive aggressive. So by moving out promptly, into a newer,more spacious and awesomer home, she gets to not pay the mortgage on the house and so now before the guy even moves in he has to pay for a month's payment even when he is not living there. Well I guess that is what he gets. And she is closer and in Anderson Mill not fucking Cedar God Dam Park. Happy for her I am. Oh and I believe Karma is not everywhere but can only be in one place at one time. It is something that passes from person to person like a cold. Weird but that is what I think. I the PA thing is not happening and I got some new headphones from Skullcandy that were only 10 bucks when they should have been 30. It was cool. They know how to somewhat treat their customers. I have also been working on MQM2 and I saw these weird awesome movies.

The first in Martyrs which is weird and scary in the beginning but in the middle and last part it just started to go down. The second was Inside. It was so fucking creepy that I was scared and I wanted to just cover my face. It was about a pregnant lady, so BAM, that makes it intense already. Then the lady is pursued by a crazy woman who wants her baby because she lost her's 4 months earlier. Just so much went on that it was just awesome. I know I want MQM2 to be at least half as creepy. I have also been waiting for my damn check that should have been here on last week but whatever. Come Monday I am calling to see where the fuck they be. My little sister is cute. She was singing Lady GaGa and Beyonce. On my YouTube now so go see it. I hope you are ready to get adorable to death. Later.

Who Taught You?

I slammed on some Golden Corale(Idk how to spell it) today and man I think I might be half Irish. 2 out of 2 plates that I consumed consisted of 2 rolls and a heaping helping of mashed potatoes. I am definitely half Irish but without the Irish curse (Urban dictionary it). I worked on MQM2 also. I think it is coming out good. Maybe I should become a writer? Maybe... I think the only reason I hate writing is because I never write about anything that really interests me to the core. I am creative, I should pursue the arts in some way. By the way, I just killed a roach and enjoyed every second of it. Does that make me a bad person? FUCK NO. I still have not heard back from C.W.G. program so hopefully I do. I hope I do. Maybe this week. That is a lot of 'maybe's in one post. On a side note, I wish I could bust-a-nut on command. I have a physical this Thursday, and when I have to drop my breeches and turn my head and cough, I want to splooge as soon as Doc starts groping and examining, just *Evan's Spiderman web shooting sound* him in the face. How funny would that be? I think I might pee myself if that happened, and that would help with cleaning the semen out of the urethra. That is why you urinate in not a constant flow sometimes, it is the semen or pre-cum and sometimes post-cum that is blocking the passage. Vampire Weekend is having me in daze. They are such a good band. Tosh is coming to Austin also. I am waiting for some moolah to roll in so that I may buy tickets to see him. The PA thing, yeah, my worst fears have been done. I mean the best thing that I can do is just help when they need it, which is one day, but nonetheless, I could meet some cool people. It has been raining here in Austin for the past 4 days and it is awesome. I like water. That means I am complex. Pssh, I have more to say but I would bore you to sleep like a lullaby. But fuck it (hahhahahahahahhahahhahhahahahahha), I am going to finish 3 books before August. GOAL SET. (Match?) Later.

Random Pictures Like I Said

The New Deminsion.

So I think I totally got booted off the PA position before I even started. I think the producer does not know how to be an actual person. He had me booked basically for the position and now he does not even have space. Maybe he does not know it is me, hopefully that is the case. I am going to call him later on today and see what is up. I also saw The Last Airbender today and I liked it. I thought it could need a little bit of a spruce up (like more fighting) but all in all it was good. Oh and to save you money, see it in 2D. It is not worth the 3D especially since it does not use it to its capabilities for 96% of the movie. I am getting fucking tired of movies that are coming out in 3D and they are completely unnecessary because it looks the same as it's 2D counterpart. I am about to go to Hollywood and show them how real 3D movies are supposed to be. They will then figure out what the fuck they are doing wrong and then they can correct themselves. I have also been working on MQM2 a little bit, here and there but it is not where I want it to be. It is actually taking longer. I would like to shoot and wrap before we go camping, that is, if I even go camping because the original date is way too close to school start up. I need to think of more ideas quick and that should not be a problem because I am a Pisces and we are known to be creative. And serious. And indecisive. And emotional. All traits that make me unique. This is going to be hard but I am prepared to face that. I finally know what true writer's block is. Tension needs to be released *wink* I have random pictures that I shall put up so that you make take a gander at them.