Tiresome

I know the picture looks like it is a black mess but with a little ingenuity and a woman named Destinee Hooker you will be able to tell that I, officially and successfully, pissed while walking backwards. I just pulled my cock out through my zipper and let it rip. This was at 3 in the morning. After I got off the set. Yes, you heard correctly, after I got off set. I went in at 4 p.m. and did not get done till 3. It was fucking hot and nasty and a whole bunch of other adjectives but they fed us some alright BBQ. I had a major headache that did not go away and so cheering and yelling did not help. Other than that it was an alright night and will soon be another long night because I have to go in at 6, my time. Doing these games are tiring and I am glad that this is the last in the season before the "State game" I hope that if I can not do the PA thing than I can hopefully go to Dallas. I am currently watching Volleyball and it is exciting. There is a girl on the Texas team named Destinee Hooker and damn she is a whole lot of woman. I mean I don't usually go for black girls but I will definitely catch Jungle Fever for her. I have also found out that my application was received for the Charley Wootan Grant Program and I should find out in July if I got it. July 3rd to be exact. I sure hope I did. It would be great. I need that damn grant. Please pray for me. More Miss Quince Massacre 2 is still on the roll and it is going to come out great. I have been so busy this week that I have not even been able to run at night for over the past 4 nights. Over and out.

Getting The Ball Rolling

So I have finished the opening scene of MQM2. Wrote it. Not shot it. Shooting, I hope, will start in July and I have music planned-ish and all that. I have to also write the rest. Ha. I think that would be something of importance to start on. On another note I was on the set of Friday Night Lights and basically I got paid to sit and do nothing for 5 hours and then actually worked for an hour and then waited some more. It is so boring. But I am also booked for Friday and Saturday. They are night stuff so that will be crazy to see how that works out. Also unrelated, I found some Add-ons for Firefox and now they allow me to destroy what I am looking at which is awesome and it also allows me to download YouTube videos in any state they are in and also convert them into mp3s. Blah Blah Blah I masturbated like 30 minutes ago blah blah blah I do not know. I shall go to sleep even though I am feeling so fly like a G6.



Also, if you would like to be in the movie, hit me up.

Back By Popular Demand

This saying makes my day all day. I know you miss me for not writing (I like to think you care) but now here I am in all my glory presenting to you the adventures of me. Not much to say other than to put rumors to rest. YES. Miss Quince Massacre will be taking shape in the form of a script later today. The originals plus a newbie will be writing furiously in order to get the whole movie done by August. I am also contacting a Maggie Barton to see if I could use her music. You should look her up. She is an awesome musician and I am glad I met her. Anyways, I feel like poppin' bottles in the ice. Well, in case you did not know, that was a song reference. And look out for the soundtrack to Miss Quince Massacre 2, it is going to have so much of everything in the music department. Maybe it will open your eyes and introduce you to other bands and what not. Might even change your life. Also, scouting is happening tomorrow for locations. I can not wait to get this thing rolling on this. I am excited, I cannot control myself. Time to reconnect with friends and apparently to Edgar's mom that means you are going to die, or you are going to kill people or something, I do not know fully the rules but something blah blah blah some mexican superstition that I do not understand. All in all, later.

Days Gone By

Alright. Nothing has happened much that is why I am writing all late because I had to scrounge for something to even put in this entry. First and foremost was while on the set of Friday Night Lights, they decided to give me my own trailer. I just wanted to show all of you how small it was and resembled more a jail cell than a lavish waiting room. But I was so stoked to even have one because I don't even know if it will happen again. It was such a wonderfully awesome hot day. Also, I have decided to buy a blowjob from a hooker sometime soon because I feel like it is an experience that everybody should feel.

I also want you to know that my wallet came in yesterday and it is a Mighty Wallet. I love it to death. I was peeping it for awhile and now that I have it, I just want to buy more and more. Also Dynomighty has some pretty neat shit, some of which I will be purchasing for 1323. I also found a girl. I don't know if it is the right girl but I need to man up on this one. She is different, even though that is what I said about the last one (You 3 guys know what I am talking about, Carlos' party) but who knows. She is about 6 years older than me and I know that is what I need because everybody knows I am somewhat of a cougar hunter. I think that is why moms love me. That could also explain why I have some of my friends' mothers' numbers stored in my cell phone. I know nothing of her personal life but I like that. I know about her but do not know her. Weird but it works for me. I guess the next thing to do would be to find out if she has a boyfriend. A beautiful girl like her has to be dating somebody, especially since she has an awesome personality. Name is Ornela, and I think she is alright. ha just joshing you. I know she is great.

This picture is just of a wall that was plastered with vines in back of Einstein's bagels. I just loved where it was at and the tall roof with in closed quarters. I like how that makes me feel. It makes me feel small but meaningful all at the same time. It makes me feel home but abandoned. It makes me feel like a contradiction as the Starburst commercials would say. Oh and it is decided. I am going to get the new Iphone and it is going to be awesome. I just hope it will let me sync my school email because so far Blackberry is the only one who knows how to do that. I have also concluded that a formal job is not going to be obtained this summer (gasp, what a surprise) but this extra work will continue and hopefully St. Edward's will give me a job because I put I wanted work study so they better give it to me. Speaking of St. Edward's, I saw Jardin on Wednesday and was glad I got to talk to her and not to mention she gave me some ice cream. She is doing great despite everything and she completed her show on Thursday at Momo's. Congratulations to her. I am also going to hang out with Mr. Gian M. Carta tonight. Supposedly he has a plethora of parties tonight and asked if I would like to accompany him. I hope he knows I am a shitty wing-man. (Actually, I think I am one of the best). Off to harass Edgar for not telling me that he has Alan Wake, a game I mentioned to him. But I need to wait for the mail. Sometimes I think that I could make a career out of waiting for the mail.

This is what I had at Einstein's, it is a Chipotle Turkey Wrap. God Damn was that shit spicy. But that bomb ass potato salad cooled my searing tastebuds.



LATER.

The Freakin' Pope

I told you he sent a present. Or shall I say certificate? I don't know but that is awesome that the Pope cares. I am pretty sure that makes us buds. Also I took a picture of a furniture store and it was called Lifestyles. And I was wondering why the condom brand made a furniture store. But it was just a coincidence that it was named that and I sobbed for a little bit because I wanted it to be more but then I moved on. I recently found my new favorite shows: The Hard Times of RJ Berger and Warren The Ape. They are both funny so much that I don't even know how to describe it. I also bought a case for my Blackberry whilst saving 12 bucks and I finally had the Tortadas from Taco Bell because I have always wanted to try it. I am waiting for my invisible shield to come in and my new wallet that is awesome ass-ness. (Yeah I don't know). Big announcement today is that the Gorillaz music video came out today and I downloaded it the second it came out and here is the treat for you to watch. I just multimedia'd the crap out of this post.

p.s. I cannot embed the video because I got restricted. So you have to click the link to watch it.

Continued

Here is another of the god son singing to his god father and wife. It was a sweet song that he wrote. How original and awesome. You might also be wondering why there is a picture of vodka. Well that is what everybody was drinking in the background. They was getting on it. Quite a sight to see. For some reason that reminded me of when I saw a homeless couple who were listening to some music on their cell phone. It was nice but it did not warrant me thinking about giving them money. My grandpa and grandma are awesome. And they got a present from the pope. No lie. I will post a picture later. I feel so special. I had Denny's this morning and it was exactly what I was expecting. Funny thing is the drunk lady who could barely chew her food while staying awake. She was fucked up. And while on my way to my truck to leave there was a gaggle of black people just smokin' a blunt in the parking lot. Ha. Funny. Alright. I am tired and I am so fucking tired. So I shall be taking my leave now.

The Drunk Chick

My Grandparents's Anniversary was awesome and heartfelt. A shit load of people came to the church part and the reception also. Free food of course. I also learned what a horrible planner my mother is but hey she did it. I could have done a better job, way better. By the way the little girl in the picture is my little sister. This is a nice family reunion with some drama that I was all ears for. And up there is the happy half century couple. Congratulations.

50 nifty

So I don't know when I am supposed to leave to go to the anniversary. Nobody really tells me anything. I will just figure it out for myself because that is how I like to do things anyway. A little bird told me that I need more pictures in my blog. So now I will post a picture in every blog that I post because obviously reading someone else's thought is not that interesting any more. For those who do not know. I went to main event yesterday. It was actually more fun than I remembered. I want to just go and ride that rollercoaster simulator all day because that was fun to see the fear in my little sister and niece's eyes. I Laughed Out Loud all kinds noises. I also did this picture thing that was dumb (pic above). It was 3 dollars and it basically did absolutely nothing fun. I drew on myself with it if that counts at all. I dumped Evo also and went back to Tour. Sorry HTC but Blackberry just knows how to do so much more stuff that is cooler than you and don't forget, IT DOES NOT DIE WITHIN 12 HOURS. I also made a list of things that I need to do before school starts and it does not contain much but each carries a grave weight. Off I go.

Alpha

Saw the A-Team. Bad ass movie and funny as fuck also. But enough about that, I have noticed that some friendships have been broken by I guess time. But here is a question: Is it wrong for person 1 to hang out with person 3 even if person 3 and 2 do not get along and person 1 is friends with both 2 and 3? I know you would like to be loyal and believe me, I am one of the most loyal people there are but does it make you a bad person if you are that person 1? Or should person 2 be pissed? I do believe that a true friend will not put another in that position. A position to where they have to choose. All in all friends are the biggest relationship that you carry. They mold you and make you see things that you would have never believed or seen for yourself. Things happen for a reason and sometimes they are not random. Words from the wise.

Overdone

So I am actually tired of having the time of my life. Is that weird? NAH NIGGA. Sometimes you can have too much of a good thing and it just ruins everything else that follows. You need to know depression before you can truly know what happiness is. You know sometimes that is just what life deals you and you just have to know what you want to do with it. I need my Skullcandy headphones back by the way. I have had them for so long and then CRACK, they decide to break. Actually let us have a moment of silence for them....


Alright. Well thank god that Skullcandy has a lifetime warranty. How could I be so blessed with companies in my life that make it easy (HTC, that is not you). A side not. I got a new phone, and I like it, but god damn does the battery life suck. I LOVE my BLACKBERRY but sometimes you have to let go of some things that you love. I just need RIM to mature a little bit and then I will come back. My Grandparents' Anniversary is this Saturday. Saturday people, it will be great and awesome, and I am hoping for some bomb ass food. Alright, back to other shit, that backpack that I stated in an earlier post, well that one has a lifetime warranty also. Shit is that thing awesome as fuck. I know when I have a company, I will definitely treat my customers like they are the shit because they are and I will offer lifetime warranty on whatever the fuck I am going to be selling. Kathy Griffin, I saw her new stand up special and I liked it. Laughed so hard I woke people up from there sleep. HA. I am going to give a shout out to my nigga Charley Wootan (I like to think that if I mention that damn grant enough I will somehow get it), what it do? Oh fuck, I forgot about YouTube that wants to shut me out of my account for no damn reason. I had to make another channel so completly disregard the SamGonzable channel and head to TheSamuelGonzales channel. It is the exact same but with half the fat and is a daily source of vitamin B 12. Yeah, I have nothing else. Time to watch Jurassic Park 2.


Also, Check out this Gorillaz trailer. I am damn excited

Evo

The Evo is going to be entering my life in a couple of hours and I am excited. I want to just not do anything today. Fucking, I made a wrap Sunday, and it consisted of Monterrey Jack cheese and smoked turkey with Balsamic Vinaigrette. It was yummy, or so I thought. I ate like π and then I went and threw it out of my mouth. For some reason, I almost threw up whilst chewing it. Weird sensation and it disoriented me. Off guard, I stood in front of the toilet expecting to blow chunks but none arrived. This is not really a good entry for this but who gives a fuck. OH SHIT, and the movie awards was funny as hell. I laughed so hard but then that was crushed because of fucking TWILIGHT BITCHES AND JOCK RIDERS. Twilight deserves not to be alive. Please ban them. The first thing I do when I build my time machine is to travel back in time and Kill Stephanie Meyers before she writes those damn books. Sleep is calling my name like a Siren. Teeth need to be brushed before that. I hope I do not have diarrhea later on today because of that damn wrap. Wish me luck? Sure.

The Graves

What a post I have for you tonight, so let us get started. First of all, you know that phone that I ordered like 2-3 weeks before it came out, yah, that one. Well it has not come in yet. Fuck me right? I am guessing when you ship things out and it says "Overnight Delivery" it actually does not mean over night delivery. It was shipped on Friday. And Saturday, where is it? Well not in my god damn hand that is for sure. That is one of the most soul tearing, gut wrenching, hair pulling, bitch moves anybody can ever make; Saying you are going to do something and you don't. I go berserk when that happens to me. It angers me to my core. But I am over it and now I am playing the waiting game, a game that I have grown to hate and one that for some reason am a frequent player. But enough about that shit time to go to the dumb shit.

The Graves, the meat and bones of this post, is by far, THE MOST STUPID MOVIE EVER MADE. It is as if somebody took a shit and smeared it on the camera lens for an hour and thirty minutes and called it a movie. People were dying left and right. There was 103249 killers and only 2 people to kill (Yeah, I don't even know). Some horrible ass acting. I know mine is bad but compared to that it is fucking oscar worthy. Oh and flies that somehow represented a demon and sucked souls. Fucking retarded. NEVER SEE IT. This is for your own good. They only way I advise you to see this movie is by stealing it (which I would not even attempt to waste energy stealing this crap), or conning somebody else to pay to rent this movie. Talking about it is hard to do. I think I might have to purge my mind in some cult (Heaven's Gate, that means you) for a good 3 or 4 days before I can become sane again.

All in all today (Saturday) went well seeing as how I actually got fed...twice. Once for BBQ from Lockhart in which I do not approve because it was mediocre and they did not have potato salad. Deal Breaker right the fuck there. And then went to Jorge's with Edgar and spent his mom's money on food. That is a good day. For Your Information, Uncle Sam's cereal is my favorite cereal now. I mean I am a name-ist but still that is good cereal and it is awesomely good for you. Things I am looking forward to in this order. Monday (Tomorrow). June 8 (Kathy Griffin), June 15 (Kathy once more), July 3 (Charley Wootan recipients announced), July 9 (First Day as PA), August (School). They are more to sqeeze in but first I have to figure what they are. Leave your life open and all sorts of stuff can fall in there to make it full

Suspcious Minds

I was listening to Elvis and randomly I felt a nostalgic feeling even though I have never listened to him before. Weird. Anyways I forgot to tell you about this cunning old man that I must applaud. Having stood in the Evo line for almost 2 hours a man walks up with a bag of Taco Cabana and heads straight to the front of the line and handed a homeless man the bag and then the homeless man exited. It was quite a smart and classy move. Why wait in the morning all that time when you can have a homeless man wait in line for you. HOW SMART. He deserves a Captain Morgan because he has a little Captain in him. And that is all for that story. I really miss school. I want to go back already. All this free time is too much, I don't know what to do with myself other than wanking off 5 times a day. HA. But in the mean time I guess I will just run around in circles until it turns into squares. I also want July to arrive with a quickness because I need that nigga named Charley Wootan to hit a nigga back up. OOOH OOOH, It's Saturday, sticky icky icky. How are you gonna act like you don't like that song? Movie awards tomorrow. Hopefully no stupid ass movies get any awards. Twilight and Avatar that means you.

New For YOU

I am getting a new phone tomorrow. It is coming in the mail so I do not have to wait in line. Fucking tight right. I also found out that I am going to be getting almost 2 grand extra in financial aid. But I can't wait till July because I want to find out if I got the Charley Wootan Grant. I only want it mainly because of the name. No lie. But I do want it for future use. And I still need a fucking J-O-B. Shit somebody needs to hire me. I will even do porn if you would like me to do. I really do not give a fuck. My qualifications for that would be that I do the cyclone erryday after I shower and I can get an erection really fast. So bam I should get the job right here and now. OVER AND OUT FOR NOW

When There Is Thunder

I was so exhausted last night that I did not post anything. Here is what my day consisted of yesterday.

Got up at 9:30 a.m and showered. I get out, get dressed and am ready to go but decided to wait and contemplate whether to buy another shit. Well up comes 10:20 and I am like "Shit, I needs to go". I leave and zoom down the streets towards the Texas School for the Blind, which is a wicked large school. I still don't know why da fuck that thing is so huge. I want to say it is literally 2 whole blocks big and then some. I have no idea but shit I didn't care. Walked my happy ass inside and had to wait in a line that was a gym long, I know because we were in a gym. I got my voucher and before I could finish filling it out, I already have to go to wardrobe. Waited in line for 30 minutes all for a damn black hat that said "EAST" in red. I thought I was literally going to sweat my balls off. Like it was just so hot that they were just going to be like "Nah nigga, I am sorry but fuck this heat. We gonna bounce". Either that or I was going to step on them because they were going to be so low. Anyway, finally got back to the gym, went to go change into my first change in the boys locker room which was nicer than then one I had in my HIGHSCHOOL. WTF?!? So after that I went outside and waited. And waited and waited. Met some cool people including Ornela Smith. At 1 they finally have the first scene set up and we have to travel to some building that they claimed as CITY HALL and I was a fan in that scene. Maybe you will see me and maybe you won't. I don't really give a fuck because I got paid either way. That scene was fun and I learned that the hat I was wearing was new and not even the main actors had a hat like that. One of the coaches, a big strong black man tried to take it from me and I fought back and was worthy of wearing the hat. Scene done and time to go back and while on the way back I got promoted to being a College Student. WOOT Woot. Changed into my second change and waited for the next scene. Then at the last second I was demoted to a highschool student. Now ain't that about a bitch. But hey, I was only scheduled to be a fan so I was still happy. Any who, I was told that the set up was going to be small so they actually did not need the whole 18 people that were left. Now time to do the scene, the PA started to count off people. 8. I was not one of those eight but I still had hope. He came back. 5. I don't want to spill the beans but I was one of those five. So it was a computer lab scene and in no way was I facing the camera. Sorry ladies all you will get to see is the lovely locks upon my head. That scene was done at 6:30 and then they fed us. Some above average mexican food but none the less they still fed us. THEN, BOOOOOOOM. A flash of lightning and a crash of thunder and then the down pour came. They kept us because most of us did not have our vouchers because when you get something from wardrobe they keep as to see that you can not take it. Smart. Blah blah blah, long story short, I actually did not leave the set till 8:30. Fucking tired after that point. It was like playing a cut throat waiting game. Oh and by the way, I wrote 98% of this blog using my left thumb spacebar pusher. It is exciting because I use my right thumb to do that job.

On The Set

That is right. I am here and I just got done with my first change and it was fucking hot outside and it still is fucking hot outside. This shit is ridic. At least all I have to do is wait and shit and I will get paid for that.

Touch and Go

This is that shit you pay with and you don't have to swipe the card. I was so excited when I used it that I jizzed on myself when I did. And to correct my earlier post Jardin completed her first show this Monday. And by the way, Kick Butt Coffee wasn't even open for her to play on the inside so that was dumb on their part but we still made it worth while to come out.

I got hired as an extra for Friday Night Lights. Woot woot my niggas.