Tiresome

I know the picture looks like it is a black mess but with a little ingenuity and a woman named Destinee Hooker you will be able to tell that I, officially and successfully, pissed while walking backwards. I just pulled my cock out through my zipper and let it rip. This was at 3 in the morning. After I got off the set. Yes, you heard correctly, after I got off set. I went in at 4 p.m. and did not get done till 3. It was fucking hot and nasty and a whole bunch of other adjectives but they fed us some alright BBQ. I had a major headache that did not go away and so cheering and yelling did not help. Other than that it was an alright night and will soon be another long night because I have to go in at 6, my time. Doing these games are tiring and I am glad that this is the last in the season before the "State game" I hope that if I can not do the PA thing than I can hopefully go to Dallas. I am currently watching Volleyball and it is exciting. There is a girl on the Texas team named Destinee Hooker and damn she is a whole lot of woman. I mean I don't usually go for black girls but I will definitely catch Jungle Fever for her. I have also found out that my application was received for the Charley Wootan Grant Program and I should find out in July if I got it. July 3rd to be exact. I sure hope I did. It would be great. I need that damn grant. Please pray for me. More Miss Quince Massacre 2 is still on the roll and it is going to come out great. I have been so busy this week that I have not even been able to run at night for over the past 4 nights. Over and out.

Getting The Ball Rolling

So I have finished the opening scene of MQM2. Wrote it. Not shot it. Shooting, I hope, will start in July and I have music planned-ish and all that. I have to also write the rest. Ha. I think that would be something of importance to start on. On another note I was on the set of Friday Night Lights and basically I got paid to sit and do nothing for 5 hours and then actually worked for an hour and then waited some more. It is so boring. But I am also booked for Friday and Saturday. They are night stuff so that will be crazy to see how that works out. Also unrelated, I found some Add-ons for Firefox and now they allow me to destroy what I am looking at which is awesome and it also allows me to download YouTube videos in any state they are in and also convert them into mp3s. Blah Blah Blah I masturbated like 30 minutes ago blah blah blah I do not know. I shall go to sleep even though I am feeling so fly like a G6.



Also, if you would like to be in the movie, hit me up.

Back By Popular Demand

This saying makes my day all day. I know you miss me for not writing (I like to think you care) but now here I am in all my glory presenting to you the adventures of me. Not much to say other than to put rumors to rest. YES. Miss Quince Massacre will be taking shape in the form of a script later today. The originals plus a newbie will be writing furiously in order to get the whole movie done by August. I am also contacting a Maggie Barton to see if I could use her music. You should look her up. She is an awesome musician and I am glad I met her. Anyways, I feel like poppin' bottles in the ice. Well, in case you did not know, that was a song reference. And look out for the soundtrack to Miss Quince Massacre 2, it is going to have so much of everything in the music department. Maybe it will open your eyes and introduce you to other bands and what not. Might even change your life. Also, scouting is happening tomorrow for locations. I can not wait to get this thing rolling on this. I am excited, I cannot control myself. Time to reconnect with friends and apparently to Edgar's mom that means you are going to die, or you are going to kill people or something, I do not know fully the rules but something blah blah blah some mexican superstition that I do not understand. All in all, later.

Days Gone By

Alright. Nothing has happened much that is why I am writing all late because I had to scrounge for something to even put in this entry. First and foremost was while on the set of Friday Night Lights, they decided to give me my own trailer. I just wanted to show all of you how small it was and resembled more a jail cell than a lavish waiting room. But I was so stoked to even have one because I don't even know if it will happen again. It was such a wonderfully awesome hot day. Also, I have decided to buy a blowjob from a hooker sometime soon because I feel like it is an experience that everybody should feel.

I also want you to know that my wallet came in yesterday and it is a Mighty Wallet. I love it to death. I was peeping it for awhile and now that I have it, I just want to buy more and more. Also Dynomighty has some pretty neat shit, some of which I will be purchasing for 1323. I also found a girl. I don't know if it is the right girl but I need to man up on this one. She is different, even though that is what I said about the last one (You 3 guys know what I am talking about, Carlos' party) but who knows. She is about 6 years older than me and I know that is what I need because everybody knows I am somewhat of a cougar hunter. I think that is why moms love me. That could also explain why I have some of my friends' mothers' numbers stored in my cell phone. I know nothing of her personal life but I like that. I know about her but do not know her. Weird but it works for me. I guess the next thing to do would be to find out if she has a boyfriend. A beautiful girl like her has to be dating somebody, especially since she has an awesome personality. Name is Ornela, and I think she is alright. ha just joshing you. I know she is great.

This picture is just of a wall that was plastered with vines in back of Einstein's bagels. I just loved where it was at and the tall roof with in closed quarters. I like how that makes me feel. It makes me feel small but meaningful all at the same time. It makes me feel home but abandoned. It makes me feel like a contradiction as the Starburst commercials would say. Oh and it is decided. I am going to get the new Iphone and it is going to be awesome. I just hope it will let me sync my school email because so far Blackberry is the only one who knows how to do that. I have also concluded that a formal job is not going to be obtained this summer (gasp, what a surprise) but this extra work will continue and hopefully St. Edward's will give me a job because I put I wanted work study so they better give it to me. Speaking of St. Edward's, I saw Jardin on Wednesday and was glad I got to talk to her and not to mention she gave me some ice cream. She is doing great despite everything and she completed her show on Thursday at Momo's. Congratulations to her. I am also going to hang out with Mr. Gian M. Carta tonight. Supposedly he has a plethora of parties tonight and asked if I would like to accompany him. I hope he knows I am a shitty wing-man. (Actually, I think I am one of the best). Off to harass Edgar for not telling me that he has Alan Wake, a game I mentioned to him. But I need to wait for the mail. Sometimes I think that I could make a career out of waiting for the mail.

This is what I had at Einstein's, it is a Chipotle Turkey Wrap. God Damn was that shit spicy. But that bomb ass potato salad cooled my searing tastebuds.



LATER.

The Freakin' Pope

I told you he sent a present. Or shall I say certificate? I don't know but that is awesome that the Pope cares. I am pretty sure that makes us buds. Also I took a picture of a furniture store and it was called Lifestyles. And I was wondering why the condom brand made a furniture store. But it was just a coincidence that it was named that and I sobbed for a little bit because I wanted it to be more but then I moved on. I recently found my new favorite shows: The Hard Times of RJ Berger and Warren The Ape. They are both funny so much that I don't even know how to describe it. I also bought a case for my Blackberry whilst saving 12 bucks and I finally had the Tortadas from Taco Bell because I have always wanted to try it. I am waiting for my invisible shield to come in and my new wallet that is awesome ass-ness. (Yeah I don't know). Big announcement today is that the Gorillaz music video came out today and I downloaded it the second it came out and here is the treat for you to watch. I just multimedia'd the crap out of this post.

p.s. I cannot embed the video because I got restricted. So you have to click the link to watch it.

Continued

Here is another of the god son singing to his god father and wife. It was a sweet song that he wrote. How original and awesome. You might also be wondering why there is a picture of vodka. Well that is what everybody was drinking in the background. They was getting on it. Quite a sight to see. For some reason that reminded me of when I saw a homeless couple who were listening to some music on their cell phone. It was nice but it did not warrant me thinking about giving them money. My grandpa and grandma are awesome. And they got a present from the pope. No lie. I will post a picture later. I feel so special. I had Denny's this morning and it was exactly what I was expecting. Funny thing is the drunk lady who could barely chew her food while staying awake. She was fucked up. And while on my way to my truck to leave there was a gaggle of black people just smokin' a blunt in the parking lot. Ha. Funny. Alright. I am tired and I am so fucking tired. So I shall be taking my leave now.

The Drunk Chick

My Grandparents's Anniversary was awesome and heartfelt. A shit load of people came to the church part and the reception also. Free food of course. I also learned what a horrible planner my mother is but hey she did it. I could have done a better job, way better. By the way the little girl in the picture is my little sister. This is a nice family reunion with some drama that I was all ears for. And up there is the happy half century couple. Congratulations.